Um, she does know about lesbian drama, right?
Seriously, women who love perky, smart blondes — you have no chance.
“I love sex, and I love men,” McCain says, to make it all clear.
She does think it’s awesome to have gay rumors about her, though.
“Honey, you’re nobody unless you have a gay rumor about you,” she says.
P.S. She keeps her clothes on in Playboy. In case you cared.