4. “If we redefine marriage, the homosexual political movement will force churches, schools, families, businesses and individuals to accept, to affirm, and even to celebrate those who participate in anal sex, or anal sodomy. It will be mandated to be taught to the children in the schools, at an early age, starting in kindergarten. They will be encouraged by their teachers to participate in anal sex.” Where was this when I was a kid?! A coalition of jackasses has formed in Texas to fight marriage equality.
5. VIDEO OF THE DAY: Here’s Caitlyn Jenner’s speech in full from Wednesday night’s ESPYs.