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Despite avoiding celebrity news like idiocy were contagious, even I could’ve predicted Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s separation would break...

Nearly everyone is familiar with the disorientation caused by the onset of Daylight Saving Time, where it feels like it’s...

A semiregular sex partner sent me a message Friday saying he was horny, but then went ghost after confirming what...

One of my favorite moments of political dissent was being detained by a police officer after ignoring his demand to...

It’s felt like an oversight for the Nobel Prize committee to have not yet honored whoever created the technology that...

Atlanta’s outdoor festivals must provide one restroom for every 250 attendees, and there were 20 port-a-potties in Central Park over...

Atlanta has more than 2,200 miles of sidewalk and roughly 26 pedestrians, meaning in the most congested parts of the...

Ronald Reagan loved the gays. Ronald Reagan always loved the gays. This is, of course, not true. However, given the...

My friend is dying. Not in the Faulknerian sense that we’re all perpetually en route to our graves, but rather,...

With jovial terror surging through his system at the end of his first electric scooter ride, my friend grabbed my...

The highlight of any childhood trip to the grocery store was my mother letting me pick a treat to eat...