No surprise here, but the fattest toys belong to Romney, Santorum and Georgia’s former favorite son Gingrich. However, Santorum’s is a bit flaccid and needs help to, um, stay upright. Then there’s that other definition of Santorum to deal with, too.
Cost for the entire GOP set is $350 while individual pieces cost between $45-$65.
Insert your own joke about how the GOP can, well, screw you in so many ways and styles.
And check out this video on how Epler came up with his designs using the data and to see the designs for all of those who wanted to become Commander in Chief.