It’s about time we get to enjoy our own places.

You know, for all its drawbacks, I like living where I do.

I drive interminable distances to get to work, often feeling like Moses: wanting to give up, but knowing the Promised Land lies ahead (there’s a Delia’s near my office).

I also have to deal with Saturday and Sunday afternoons of listening to gunshots, buzzing dirt bikes and firecrackers, throughout the year, day and night. A plethora of wildlife lives in my yard, including fat squirrels that satisfy their gluttony at my bird feeders, snakes that sun themselves in the driveway, and on one occasion, a stray bat that flew in through the chimney and taught my husband and me who the man of the house is (hint: I was hiding downstairs behind a small beagle, armed with a Swiffer).

When we go into Covington or Jackson (in Butts County—giggle!) or Monticello or any other nearby town, we know to keep our hands apart, to holster our lexicographic ability to find sexual innuendo in just about anything, and to restrain assumption that we are as welcome in businesses as everyone else.

On multiple occasions I have been told that life would be easier if we moved from near-Middle Georgia. Friends in Midtown and Decatur have tried to get us to move back into town. My mother, in South Africa, wishes we would move to a liberal state like Massachusetts. We have thought about going north or west to get the potential gay hatred out of our lives and live in places that are liberal or libertarian or cosmopolitan enough to not give a shit about us being there.

This point of view is tempting when our neighbors celebrate Confederate flag day or we see the bumper sticker on our electric guy’s truck that says “I hated Obama before it was cool,” or Sen. Josh McKoon and his band of merry men wage their annual fight against things they don’t like under the guise of religious freedom legislation.

But that point of view is more wrong than Beck out-Grammying Beyoncé. It is as misguided as the one-way streets of Downtown (did they design them with spaghetti?). And I reject it like a four-inch penis.

I absolutely refuse to move to one of the cold states and let my current neighbors live near people who are not me. I like the heat and the space and the sun and the lake and the quiet. Having lived in Chicago, where my balls drew up into my abdomen in December and only started to hang again in June, I know what it is like to subject our bodies to such an awful climate, and I do not wish to be buried in snow, die of hypothermia or become a real-life ice sculpture in order to be able to call my husband my husband.

I have a friend who just moved from Atlanta to the Bay Area and swears she is about to become a Republican. I don’t know why, specifically, but it may be because of all the finicky laws that multiple levels of government keep passing in California, telling people when they can grill, what containers they can buy water in, and adding to the lists of items they will be taxed on.

I like shooting inanimate flying objects. I like my method of cooking being exempt from a city council calendar. I don’t want to suffer the torturous winters of the liberal states.

I love the South. I love Georgia. We’re here, and we’re queer, and we’re staying. We’re staying until where we want to live accepts us, and a broad scope of gay rights is at least as celebrated as Confederate flag day.

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  1. Edric Floyd

    This is spot on! I am so pleased to read this and to know that there are people with no fear of living outside of the elitist urban ghetto and who can see that live can be made good out in the boondocks. And to show the neighbors out in the country that all human beings have a right to live where ever they can and should never be made to fear or loathe it.

    I have lived in central/south Georgia for over 20 years after growing up in South Florida (near Miami) and a few years in New York and Washington DC. All areas that are supposed to be more “progressive” than Warner Robins Georgia. But I am more at peace in Georgia than I could ever be in the other places.

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