Oh, Midtown Ponce Security Alliance — your hatred of trans prostitutes is so tired

Transgender prostitute gangs continue to take over Midtown in massive packs, scaring children and hissing at parents and other adults, so everyone needs to run to their bunkers and prepare for the apocalypse.

At least that's what the Midtown Ponce Security Alliance would like you to think in its latest missive on the ongoing problem of prostitution in its neighborhoods.