Creep of the Week: Robert Jeffress
In the past month you’ve no doubt seen headlines like, “Can your marriage survive the coronavirus?” or “15 Tips On How To Stay Married During Quarantine” or “Yep, we’re all fighting with our partners right now....
New Normal, New You?
Since mid-March, I’ve felt a bit guilty anytime I write a social media post that doesn’t make my friends cum. While many might cringe at my raunchy homosexual schtick during ordinary times, I’ve hoped my one-li...
Cures for Getting Past Corona: How We Can Live Long and Prosper
On countless episodes of “Star Trek” (the original series), the crew of the Enterprise or the population of some distant and exotic planet would find themselves afflicted by some new and heretofore unknown mala...
Creep of the Week: Donald J. Trump
Currently trending political advice: Do not chug Lysol. Do not inject bleach. Do not smoke Clorox wipes. Also add to that list: Do not vote for Republicans. My God, what a sick and dangerous joke is this pre...
So, When Can We Fuck?
With masturbation becoming our national pastime, I recently saw a video that made me wonder whether the skankiest type of sex is now the safest. The amateur clip showed its star being penetrated through a glory...
Staying Happy During Coronavirus Shut-In
There seems to be a lot of debate about when our lives will, or should, go back to normal. Protesters are feeling like prisoners who are forced to stay inside their homes, while other seemingly more responsible...
Fear of COVID-19 Brings Back Exacerbating Memories
Partly because the restaurant scene has disappeared and partly because I need something different in my writing life, this week inaugurates a column about becoming an old gay man. It will alternate or sometimes...
Déjà Vu All Over Again
If you are LGBTQ and over 50, you’ve been in this movie before. If you are an ally of the same age—in health care or the funeral business, you’ve been here too. And Dr. Anthony Fauci? Well, here he is again, he...
COVID-19 Cops & a Culture of Denunciation
A local news anchor reported that law enforcement was looking for someone who was posing as a sheriff’s deputy by pulling over drivers and accusing them of violating Georgia’s stay-at-home order – and I said a ...
The Very Best of Humanity is Coming. So is the Worst.
The flyer was in my mailbox, folded and placed by an unknown neighbor. “NEED CORONAVIRUS HELP?” it read, explaining a local “Self-Quarantine Response Team” was here to support those “with compromised immune sys...
Creep of the Week: Perry Stone
Well, it was only a matter of time before it was revealed that LGBTQ people are responsible for the COVID-19 coronavirus outbreak. It turns out that God is mad about gay marriage. So file COVID-19 under 'Thi...